I / J / K
I DON'T WANT TO BE An 'ERO
Lyrics from Jack Clement
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I don't want to be an 'ero
I don't want to go to war,
I'd rather hang around Piccadilly underground,
Livin' off the earnings of a high born lady
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I don't want a bayonet in me belly,
I don't want me buttocks shot away,
I'd rather stay in England, in jolly, jolly England,
And roger all me bloomin' life away.
Gor Blimey
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Call out the Army and the Navy
Call out the rank and file.
Call out the royal Territorials
They face danger with a smile!
Gor Blimey
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Call out the members of the old brigade
They'll set England free!
You can call out me mother
Me sister or me brother
But for Cripe's sake don't call me.
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The IRISH ROVER
In the year of our lord
eighteen hundred and six
We set sail from the cold cove of Cork
We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks
For the grand City Hall in New York
Well we'd an elegant craft,
she was rigged 'fore and aft
And lord how the trade winds drove her
We had twenty-three masts,
and she stood several blasts
And they called her the Irish Rover
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Well there was Barney McGee
from the banks of the Lee
There was Hogan from County Tyrone
Well there was Johnny McGurk
who was scared stiff of work
And a chap from Westmeath called Malone
Well there was Slugger O'Toole
who was drunk as a rule
And fighting Bill Tracy from Dover
And your man Mick McCann,
from the banks of the Bann
Was the skipper on the Irish Rover
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We had one million bags
of the best Sligo rags
We had two million barrels of bone
We had three million bales
of old nanny goat's tails
We had four million barrels of stone
Well we had five million hogs,
and six million dogs
And seven million barrels of porter
We had eight million sides
of a blind horse's hides
In the hold of the Irish Rover
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We had sailed seven years
when the measles broke out
And our ship lost its way in the fog
But the few remaining lives
were reduced down to five
'Twas meself and the captain's old dog
Well then the ship struck a rock;
oh lord, what a shock
We nearly tumbled over
Turned nine times around
and the poor old dog was drowned
I'm the last of the Irish Rover
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JACKAROE
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There was a wealthy merchant,
in London he did dwell
He had a lovely daughter,
the truth to you I'll tell
Oh the truth to you I'll tell
She had sweethearts a-plenty
and men of high degree
There's none but Jack the sailor,
her true love e'er could be
Oh her true love e'er could be
Now Jack he's gone a-sailing
with trouble on his mind
To leave his native country
and darling girl behind
Oh his darling girl behind.
She went into a tailor shop
and dressed in men's array
And stepped aboard a vessel
to convey herself away
Oh convey herself away.
"Before you step on board, sir,
your name I'd like to know"
She smiled all in her countenance,
"They call me Jackaroe"
Oh they call me Jackaroe.
"Your waist is light and slender,
your fingers neat and small
Your cheeks too red and rosy
to face the cannonball"
Oh to face the cannonball.
"I know my waist is slender,
my fingers neat and small
But t'would not make me tremble
to see ten thousand fall"
Oh to see 10,000 fall.
The war soon being over,
they hunted all around
And among the dead and dying
her darling boy she found
Oh her darling boy she found.
She picked him up all in her arms
and carried him to town
And sent for a physician
who quickly healed his wounds
Oh who quickly healed his wounds.
This couple they got married
so well they did agree
This couple they got married,
so why not you and me
Oh... so why not you and me?
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JOHN KANAKA
I thought I heard the old man say
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
Today, today is a holiday
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
CHORUS: Too lie ay, oh, to lie ay
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
We'll work tomorrow but no work today
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
We'll work tomorrow but no work today
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
CHORUS:
We're bound away for 'Frisco Bay
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
We're bound away at the break of day
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
CHORUS:
We're bound away 'round Cape Horn
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
We wish to Christ we'd never been born
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
CHORUS:
Oh haul, oh haul, oh haul away
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
Oh haul away and make your pay
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
CHORUS:​
And we are Liverpool born and bred
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
We're strong in the arm but we're thick in the head
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
CHORUS:
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JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO
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Never see the likes since I been born
Of a big black sailor with his sea boots on
Chorus: Johnny come down to Hilo,
A poor old man
Oh Wake her, oh shake her
Oh wake that gal with the blue dress on
When Johnny comes down to Hilo
A poor old man.
I love a little gal across the sea
She’s a Badian beauty and she says to me
Chorus:
Jinni’s in the garden pickin’ peas
The hair on her head grown down to her knees
Chorus:
My wife she dies in Tennessee
They sent her jawbone back to me
Chorus:
I set that jawbone on the fence
I ain’t heard nothin’ but the jawbone since.
Chorus:
So hand me down my riding cane
I’m off to see my sweetheart Jane
Chorus:
Of was you ever down in Mobile Bay
Where they screw cotton on a summer’s day
Chorus:
Did you ever see the old plantation boss
And the long-tailed filly and the big black hoss?
Chorus:
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JUMP ISABEL, GLIDE WATER
(Note: pronounce aunty as ‘onty’ and not ‘anty’)
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Jump Isabel, glide water
Ho my aunty ho
Jump Isabel, glide water
Ho my aunty, ho
Where you gwine, I says to her
Ho my aunty ho
I answers back, I’m gwine to church
Ho my aunty ho
Well I wash my shirts, I never wrench ‘em
Ho my aunty ho
Well I wash my shirts, I never wrench ‘em
Ho my aunty ho
We jump in the boat and away we go
Ho my aunty ho
Jump Isabel, slide water
Ho my aunty ho
Jump Isabel, slide water
Ho my aunty ho
Jump Isabel and get there quick
Ho my aunty ho
Jump Isabel, slide water
Ho my aunty ho
Jump Isabel, and get there quick
Ho my aunty ho.
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KEEP HAULING
Sung by Fisherman's Friends
When love just seems so far away
Keep haulin', keep haulin'
The tide will flood your heart someday
Keep haulin', boys
When your guidin' star's in cloudy skies
Keep haulin', keep haulin'
You'll find your way to the bright sunrise
Keep haulin', boys
Keep haulin', ho-o-o-
Rouse and raise your voice
Hold your course and don't let go
Keep haulin', boys
If you gave your best
and your heart stayed true
Keep haulin', keep haulin'
There's only one thing left to do
Keep haulin', boys
Keep haulin', ho-o-o-
Rouse and raise your voice
Hold your course and don't let go
Keep haulin', boys
If you fought so hard and you lost your hold
Keep haulin', keep haulin'
Remember fate rewards the bold
Keep haulin', boys
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Keep haulin', ho-o-o-
Rouse and raise your voice
Hold your course and don't let go
Keep haulin', boys
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