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I DON'T WANT TO BE An 'ERO

           Lyrics from Jack Clement 

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I don't want to be an 'ero

I don't want to go to war,

I'd rather hang around Piccadilly underground,

Livin' off the earnings of a high born lady

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I don't want a bayonet in me belly,

I don't want me buttocks shot away,

I'd rather stay in England, in jolly, jolly England,

And roger all me bloomin' life away.

Gor Blimey

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Call out the Army and the Navy

Call out the rank and file.

Call out the royal Territorials

They face danger with a smile!

Gor Blimey

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Call out the members of the old brigade

They'll set England free!

You can call out me mother

Me sister or me brother

But for Cripe's sake don't call me.

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The IRISH ROVER


In the year of our lord

eighteen hundred and six
We set sail from the cold cove of Cork
We were sailing away with a cargo of bricks
For the grand City Hall in New York
Well we'd an elegant craft,

she was rigged 'fore and aft
And lord how the trade winds drove her
We had twenty-three masts,

and she stood several blasts
And they called her the Irish Rover
-----
Well there was Barney McGee

from the banks of the Lee
There was Hogan from County Tyrone
Well there was Johnny McGurk

who was scared stiff of work
And a chap from Westmeath called Malone
Well there was Slugger O'Toole

who was drunk as a rule
And fighting Bill Tracy from Dover
And your man Mick McCann,

from the banks of the Bann
Was the skipper on the Irish Rover
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We had one million bags

of the best Sligo rags
We had two million barrels of bone
We had three million bales

of old nanny goat's tails
We had four million barrels of stone
Well we had five million hogs,

and six million dogs
And seven million barrels of porter
We had eight million sides

of a blind horse's hides
In the hold of the Irish Rover

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We had sailed seven years

when the measles broke out
And our ship lost its way in the fog
But the few remaining lives

were reduced down to five
'Twas meself and the captain's old dog
Well then the ship struck a rock;

oh lord, what a shock
We nearly tumbled over
Turned nine times around

and the poor old dog was drowned
I'm the last of the Irish Rover

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JACKAROE

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There was a wealthy merchant,

in London he did dwell
He had a lovely daughter,

the truth to you I'll tell
Oh the truth to you I'll tell

She had sweethearts a-plenty

and men of high degree
There's none but Jack the sailor,

her true love e'er could be
Oh her true love e'er could be

Now Jack he's gone a-sailing

with trouble on his mind
To leave his native country

and darling girl behind
Oh his darling girl behind.

She went into a tailor shop

and dressed in men's array
And stepped aboard a vessel

to convey herself away
Oh convey herself away.

"Before you step on board, sir,

your name I'd like to know"
She smiled all in her countenance,

"They call me Jackaroe"
Oh they call me Jackaroe.

"Your waist is light and slender,

your fingers neat and small
Your cheeks too red and rosy

to face the cannonball"
Oh to face the cannonball.

"I know my waist is slender,

my fingers neat and small
But t'would not make me tremble

to see ten thousand fall"
Oh to see 10,000 fall.

 

The war soon being over,

they hunted all around
And among the dead and dying

her darling boy she found
Oh her darling boy she found.

She picked him up all in her arms

and carried him to town
And sent for a physician

who quickly healed his wounds
Oh who quickly healed his wounds.

This couple they got married

so well they did agree
This couple they got married,

so why not you and me
Oh... so why not you and me?

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JOHN KANAKA 

 

I thought I heard the old man say

John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
Today, today is a holiday
John Kanaka-naka too lie ay


CHORUS:  Too lie ay, oh, to lie ay

John Kanaka-naka too lie ay

 

We'll work tomorrow but no work today

John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
We'll work tomorrow but no work today

John Kanaka-naka too lie ay

CHORUS:

We're bound away for 'Frisco Bay

John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
We're bound away at the break of day

John Kanaka-naka too lie ay

CHORUS:

We're bound away 'round Cape Horn

John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
We wish to Christ we'd never been born

John Kanaka-naka too lie ay

CHORUS:

Oh haul, oh haul, oh haul away

John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
Oh haul away and make your pay

John Kanaka-naka too lie ay

CHORUS:​

And we are Liverpool born and bred

John Kanaka-naka too lie ay
We're strong in the arm but we're thick in the head

John Kanaka-naka too lie ay

CHORUS:

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JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO

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Never see the likes since I been born

Of a big black sailor with his sea boots on

 

Chorus: Johnny come down to Hilo,

A poor old man

Oh Wake her, oh shake her

Oh wake that gal with the blue dress on

When Johnny comes down to Hilo

A poor old man.

 

I love a little gal across the sea

She’s a Badian beauty and she says to me

Chorus:

Jinni’s in the garden pickin’ peas

The hair on her head grown down to her knees

Chorus:

My wife she dies in Tennessee

They sent her jawbone back to me

Chorus:

I set that jawbone on the fence

I ain’t heard nothin’ but the jawbone since.

Chorus:

So hand me down my riding cane

I’m off to see my sweetheart Jane

Chorus:

Of was you ever down in Mobile Bay

Where they screw cotton on a summer’s day

Chorus:

Did you ever see the old plantation boss

And the long-tailed filly and the big black hoss?

Chorus:

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JUMP ISABEL, GLIDE WATER

   (Note: pronounce aunty as ‘onty’ and not ‘anty’)

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Jump Isabel, glide water

Ho my aunty ho 

Jump Isabel, glide water

Ho my aunty, ho

 

Where you gwine, I says to her

Ho my aunty ho

I answers back, I’m gwine to church

Ho my aunty ho

 

Well I wash my shirts, I never wrench ‘em

Ho my aunty ho

Well I wash my shirts, I never wrench ‘em

Ho my aunty ho

 

We jump in the boat and away we go

Ho my aunty ho

Jump Isabel, slide water

Ho my aunty ho

 

Jump Isabel, slide water

Ho my aunty ho

Jump Isabel and get there quick

Ho my aunty ho

 

Jump Isabel, slide water

Ho my aunty ho

Jump Isabel, and get there quick

Ho my aunty ho.

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KEEP HAULING 
        Sung by Fisherman's Friends


When love just seems so far away
Keep haulin', keep haulin'
The tide will flood your heart someday
Keep haulin', boys
When your guidin' star's in cloudy skies
Keep haulin', keep haulin'
You'll find your way to the bright sunrise
Keep haulin', boys

 

 Keep haulin', ho-o-o-
Rouse and raise your voice
Hold your course and don't let go
Keep haulin', boys


If you gave your best

and your heart stayed true
Keep haulin', keep haulin'
There's only one thing left to do
Keep haulin', boys

 

 Keep haulin', ho-o-o-

Rouse and raise your voice

Hold your course and don't let go

Keep haulin', boys


If you fought so hard and you lost your hold
Keep haulin', keep haulin'
Remember fate rewards the bold
Keep haulin', boys

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 Keep haulin', ho-o-o-

Rouse and raise your voice

Hold your course and don't let go

Keep haulin', boys

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